Jokes – Page 3 – I am Ben Coleman

Stephanie Coral

It started when me and Mike went to some German event in town. It was outside and we were sat by the town hall. A german bloke came up and started dancing and Mike ordered a cake from him. Suddenly everyone had a blueberry cake, but it was in a pyrex jug. Mike had custard…

John Hurt

Had a dream last night. Can’t remember much except for I went for a part-time job interview for a job as an animator for the BBC. And I was interviewed by John Hurt. But he said I was far too silly, he didn’t like my pork pie hat – which I had acquired earlier in…

Minehead

Mike and I – went on a trip to a place not dissimilar to Minehead. And we were staying with a family who later turned out to be vampire mobsters. And at one point they sent me out to buy something for them with a ‘10050 drachma note’. I think drachma is a real currency,…

A Young Zooey Deschanel

It started we were in school. That’s we as in Mike and I, not we the whole of the human race. But anyway, we were back in school and doing… school things. At one point we were in the dining room and we had to use coupons to get our food and I had milk…

A Hard Day’s Night

Had a rather interesting dream. I can’t remember all of it so I’ll say what I can. At one point I got off a train to meet a man and a woman somewhere. They were on the other platform. So as I walked to the stairs to the exit, I showed them a leaflet I…

Trapped

Had a rather cool dream where Mike and I – and a bunch of others – were trapped in a school trying to fend off some bad guys. Mike had hidden in a room controlling a remote control robot which was in the corridor. And when the bad guy grabbed it and started talking to…

Bruce Forsyth

Had a weird dream last night. I’m remembering bits of it so it may not be in order. I just remembered that Mike and I were in a theatre, a really big one and the stairs were really steep so it was tall but not wide. And we’d gone to see an old performer that…

London Art

I had a weird dream. Mike, Josh and I were in London. And we were doing some big art project. And we had to make a fence with panels that rotated but we could take off and change. So we were working on that. I built a prototype that was really good and then Elsie…

Banister Joke

Had another dream, but the main bit I remember was something I did that in the dream got lots of laughs. We were holding onto a banister like they do in America where you have to keep your hand on a car (to win the car) and at one point a woman said to me…

Thorntons

I only remember two bits from it. The first, Mike and I were in Thorntons buying chocolate, and the person in front was buying a batch of cookies. And they were complaining because it was taking so long to make them (despite the fact there were loads of them on the shelf behind). So eventually…