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Stephanie Coral

It started when me and Mike went to some German event in town. It was outside and we were sat by the town hall. A german bloke came up and started dancing and Mike ordered a cake from him. Suddenly everyone had a blueberry cake, but it was in a pyrex jug. Mike had custard…

Public Bathroom

I remember was one bit that was especially funny. The funny bit was this: I went to the toilet in a public bathroom, and all that was between me and the world was a shower curtain. And of course, a little kid came and opened the curtain, but rather than shout I just waved at…

Alliteration

There were quite a few bits to this dream, like at one point Mike and I and my family went to Bolivia by train and we were taking photos on the mountains. And another bit was Simon and I were arguing about what ‘personal space’ meant, and he stopped a woman in town to ask…

Ringo’s Christmas Single

Had a dream about Ringo trying to get a Christmas single. It was a heavy rock song, like Alice Cooper type stuff. The lyrics went: We don’t need No one at all My name’s peter Fly away paul! It was really bad. He was screaming it. The single was called DD for some reason. Anyway,…

Dame Edna

Had another odd dream last night. Mike and I were at a school (as we often are) and there was a special guest coming so we had to get everything ready. But we couldn’t be bothered getting things ready so we sneaked out and went to a comic convention where we met the woman who…

Minehead

Mike and I – went on a trip to a place not dissimilar to Minehead. And we were staying with a family who later turned out to be vampire mobsters. And at one point they sent me out to buy something for them with a ‘10050 drachma note’. I think drachma is a real currency,…

Katy Perry Cameo

At one point Mike and I were going to see a show. And we were staying in a hotel. When I went up to my room – cos I’d forgotten my wallet – Katy Perry was sitting outside. So then I went in the room and got my wallet and she came in and asked…

A Hard Day’s Night

Had a rather interesting dream. I can’t remember all of it so I’ll say what I can. At one point I got off a train to meet a man and a woman somewhere. They were on the other platform. So as I walked to the stairs to the exit, I showed them a leaflet I…

Your Song

Had an odd dream last night. Although I think it might have been a nightmare, cos at one point in it mother had packed me ‘strawberry cookies’ and they were horrible. Anyway, I was at a… Actually, I’ve just remembered there’s two parts. Part one, I was at a school and I’m unsure if I…

Teaching Assistant

Had a weird dream where Mike and I were at a primary school. We were like teaching assistants. And on this particular day we were playing pirates and the kids had weapons and one kid stabbed me in the hand so I punched him in the face. And there was another kid who wore a…