Beggin’

I had a dream last night. I can hardly remember any of it, but I thought it was worthy of note because the one thing I do remember from it is that it had a musical number. Mike and I were working as security guards at a concert, standing near the stage. At one point,…

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Ben loves Ben

Had a dream last night that I was at a school, but it was like a boarding school cos we stayed there in hotel rooms – which were in an airport. Mike and I shared a room and later it was announced that we would have company, which turned out to be a pretty blonde…

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Monologue

Had a dream last night, quite a nice one. I was introducing mother to my new girlfriend’s family. They cooked us a Mexican meal. My girlfriend was quite annoying though cos every time I spoke to her she’d just give a monosyllabic mumble back. But she did bring up the subject of how we’d met.…

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Pants, Trains and Eggman

I had a bunch of weird dreams last night. My dreams are quite often weird, but I think this set takes the metaphorical biscuit. The first one, I was at a bus stop and there were a few people there. I heard a guy next to me say to a girl “Put your hands down…

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Journey Forest School

Had a nice dream in which Mike, my mother and I went on holiday to a Welsh town called Town Hall (I think that’s what it was called, it had an odd name). We got there and it was a small place. We saw a big B&Q type store and a school called Journey Forest…

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Ice Cream Burgers

Me, Lee, his new girlfriend Sam, Mother and Mike were all in this big HMV, a massive one like a warehouse. On the way there mother had a go at me cos I’d forgotten my phone (I’d left it on charge) but then I found it in my pocket. We went in and I went…

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Stockholm Hotel

The first bit was Mike and I went on holiday and we went to this hotel called the ‘Stockholm Hotel’, even though it was in London. And it was really bad in there. So we left and went to find another hotel. We had a look in the guide book and there was another hotel…

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24 Hours to Dream

Had a fun dream. Mike and I, and the rest of the school, went to see a play at an old Shakespeare-type theatre. It was bad, we were upstairs towards the back, and we were actually facing away from the stage, so we were staring at a wall the whole time. At the end we…

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Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…

For the main part I was at school, though I think I was just visiting. But while I was there, a man dressed in white fell out of the sky and landed in the school fountain. The headmaster took him out and into a room. The head then came out and asked for Spiderman to…

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Paris

I was looking for a day trip for Mike’s birthday. Found one on Amazon called “Places in Leeds that changed the world beginning with M”. They had all the other letters (except Z, but including X). Mother thought it was a silly idea. I went to Paris for 2 days on my own. Wimpole Wit…

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