Johnny Rotten’s fake solo

I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there was another guy who was playing a ukulele with a spatula, a man on a banjolele, a tea chest bass and, finally, Johnny Rotten on…

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Celebratory cake

Steve Coogan. Friends on the radio talking about him. He has a celebratory cake that he takes a slice and then puts the rest in tin foil or the fridge for alter. He also gets a bit box of chocolates and takes all the white chocolate ones out. They came round and we’re laughing about…

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Lee Mack and the superheroes

At a meal. Gush sat next to me. Young girl and her family came. She said I looked ready to adopt. I said “I am. We’re adopting you, didn’t your mom tell you? Only joking.” We all had flutes and I tried to play the Harry Potter theme on mine but couldn’t. I was eating…

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I was in the Beatles

I was in the Beatles with John, Paul and George – I was kind of Ringo, and acted like him a bit, but I played bass. It was a few years into the Beatles, when they were famous, and we were playing at a ballroom. There were lots of excited fans. We wanted to go…

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The music girl

I was in a school or office building. I walked past a room and saw a girl tidying away lots of recording equipment. I asked if she needed help and she ignored me. I went to leave, but wasn’t sure if she’d heard me, so I asked again and she just looked and smiled. I…

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Together We’ll Be Okay

I was in a smallish hall with lots of people sat on rows of seats. They were putting on a little show and getting people from the audience to do routines. My colleague, Jacob, got up and did something. I can’t remember if it was a song or a dramatic reading, but it was pretty…

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Elton in the leaves

Had a dream in which Elton John was doing a music video with Ed Sheeran. Justin Beiber also made an appearance. The music video was set in a big hall and had Ed playing piano while Elton did stuff. The song was quite staccato, a bit like Benny And The Jets, but a different song…

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Rockstar Crisps

In cafe shop. I queued up but didn’t know what I wanted. Mike and Dennis competing for my attention. Mike was hugging and licking people. I wanted an Easter chocolate . Went to look for one. Accidentally broke a rabbit ornament so I took it with me to pay for it. At home I was…

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Blind Blackbird

In the first part of the dream I was at home and getting ready for karate. There was a new guy training and I’d invited him to ours before class for a cuppa. He came round and had a drink and a chat. Sensei Len also turned up to give us a lift and I…

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The invisible trousers

I was watching a talent show on TV and the act was a guy who bulged his eyes out in time to music. Mom was watching too but she found it creepy. The man had appeared on the show the year before too, and it showed a clip of him performing. As he did his…

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