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The day the Stormtroopers came for tea

I had a dream last night where I was in the office at work on my own. I was a bit sad for some reason, but I don’t know what. I hear some noise outside and heard Goodwin’s voice talking about tea. I looked outside and saw he was pouring some brown liquid into a…

The right side of Morecambe Bay

I had a few dreams last night. There was one main dream and then a few short ‘bonus’ dreams. The first one (the main one) started off with me and Mike on holiday. It was a seaside town and we were in a market. There was a big, long wooden hut in the middle with…

The Limp Lie

In the words of The Smiths, I haven’t had a dream in a long time. However, last night’s dream certainly made up for this, as they just kept on coming. It started off I was in France. I was walking down the road and decided to walk with a limp. I sometimes do this in…

Vok and Bock

Had a dream last night that started with me and Mike at some expo. We had been looking for something to eat and ended up at a McDonalds stand. They were trailing some new foods, with a table for some new chips and another table for a noodle dish. Mike and I tried the chips…

Optimal Artyness

Had a dream last night where I was in school in an art class. The teacher, a middle aged hippy woman, came in and announced she was redesigning the classroom to ‘optimise artyness’. She stuck a drawing on the wall of what it would now look like. In the bottom left, there was a row…

Death in green water

In this dream it was Mother’s day and, as in real life, I was waiting for my mother’s card to be delivered. When it came, I opened it to find it was a children’s birthday card. I showed Lee and said it was wrong. He asked if I’d gotten her a present and I said…

Sandwich coupons

Had a dream last night in which I was on the phone to my old friend Josh. I was reminding him of all the times he’d bullied me, but it soon transpired that he wasn’t listening to me. Apparently, he was watching James Bond themed porn with his mother. I handed the phone to Mike…

A Goodwin and a game

Had a dream last night in which started at this big cinema where I was going to see a film with some friends. I don’t remember the film we were going to see, but it was on for 2 hours. There were three time slots: 1pm, 3pm and 5pm. We got tickets for 1pm. After…

Picking up poop

Had a dream last night in which I was out with Mike, Laura and Shannon. I can’t remember where we were, but we got the bus back. When the the bus was near my house, it turned off where it usually goes and went a different way. I pointed this out and we decided to…

Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Map

Had a Sherlock themed dream last night. It started with Mycroft briefing Sherlock on a case. Sherlock said, “Why Me?” “Because nobody is cleverer than Sherlock Holmes, remember?” he replied. Sherlock grabbed a map and started studying it. “What is it, what isn’t there,” he questioned. The camera panned outside, which was full of big…