Girls – Page 8 – I am Ben Coleman

Ben loves Ben

Had a dream last night that I was at a school, but it was like a boarding school cos we stayed there in hotel rooms – which were in an airport. Mike and I shared a room and later it was announced that we would have company, which turned out to be a pretty blonde…

Monologue

Had a dream last night, quite a nice one. I was introducing mother to my new girlfriend’s family. They cooked us a Mexican meal. My girlfriend was quite annoying though cos every time I spoke to her she’d just give a monosyllabic mumble back. But she did bring up the subject of how we’d met.…

The Little Mix Affair

Last night I had an odd dream. I dreamt that my brother was having an affair with one of the girls from Little Mix, Leigh-Anne. I found out when I walked in on him with all four girls in his bed. I was not impressed – if perhaps a little jealous – so while they…

Stephanie Coral

It started when me and Mike went to some German event in town. It was outside and we were sat by the town hall. A german bloke came up and started dancing and Mike ordered a cake from him. Suddenly everyone had a blueberry cake, but it was in a pyrex jug. Mike had custard…

Dame Edna

Had another odd dream last night. Mike and I were at a school (as we often are) and there was a special guest coming so we had to get everything ready. But we couldn’t be bothered getting things ready so we sneaked out and went to a comic convention where we met the woman who…

A Young Zooey Deschanel

It started we were in school. That’s we as in Mike and I, not we the whole of the human race. But anyway, we were back in school and doing… school things. At one point we were in the dining room and we had to use coupons to get our food and I had milk…

A Hard Day’s Night

Had a rather interesting dream. I can’t remember all of it so I’ll say what I can. At one point I got off a train to meet a man and a woman somewhere. They were on the other platform. So as I walked to the stairs to the exit, I showed them a leaflet I…

Redhead

At one point in the dream I was at home and the doorbell went. I went downstairs to see who it was and found that the door was already open and a redheaded girl was standing just outside, smoking and facing the road. I didn’t know who she was so I said ‘Hello?’ but she…

Boat

Had a dream where Mike and I were working out on a boat. Not sure what we did but we enjoyed it, and we we’re looking out at other planets and watching things go by really really quickly on them. And then one day when we got to the boat there was another boat come…

Hotel

Had a weird dream last night. Mike and I were staying in a hotel (at the same time I was also doing work in school, but I’ll ignore that bit) for a conference of some sort. And we met these 2 girls. One dressed in pink who fancied me, and one in purple who fancied…