Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
The dog centre
I was helping out in a new dog centre a friend had opened They looked after dogs and used it as a therapy for people to visit There was a…
Penguin crash
I can’t remember most of the dream, but I do remember a bit where Oswald Cobblepot (Penguin in Batman) was giving me and Mike a lift back to my house.…
The Roman prisoner
I went to see a film and it was about a Roman gladiator/soldier who’d been imprisoned. But the film revealed that he did loads of heroic acts and then Pontius…
Knock-off Doctor Who toys
I went up to the local shops and there was one of those shops that sells lots of random things. As I walked past I noticed some Doctor Who toys…
Karate Kayley
I attended a pitch with a couple of colleagues to try and get some work. We won the pitch but it sounded very dodgy. Later I went back and my…
Cardboard food
I was out for a family meal. When it came to dessert, Lee jokingly offered up one of Max’s toys. The waiter came back with cardboard wraps, paper mushrooms and…
Another present later
I was at a concert. The singer handed the microphone to an audience member, who was a new bride. She tried to sing but it didn’t work. I noticed it…
Stef Primpel
I was in town shopping in town with a guy called Connor I knew from school. We met up in a shopping centre and went to go down on the…
Gush’s chocolate biscuits
I was watching a shopping channel where they were showing off a new dog collar on TV. While the man was presenting, the dog did a wee on the carpet.…
Pancakes for Bane
In last night’s dream, I was making pancakes for Bane from Batman. That’s it. That’s all I remember.
The snowy bed
Had a dream last night that I went to bed and my room was covered in a thick layer of snow. The heating was on but having very little effect.…
Tom Baker & Stephen Fry
Had a dream that I was in town with mom going shopping. Covid was still going on, but I’d forgotten my mask. While I was walking around I bumped into…
Paul and the bass
Paul McCartney was playing a small show somewhere, just like a community centre or somewhere. I was in the front row watching him. I only remember him playing one song…
The monk of Wolverhampton
I was in Wolverhampton trying to get a taxi home from the hospital, but it didn’t recognise the hospital on the app. I headed into town but got stuck in…
The bacon and cheese egg roll
I went to a big indoor market with my family. We wandered around for a while before we actually started looking at the stalls. I’d been here before and remembered…
Zeta’s leg
I was in a hotel with my colleagues working. We finished at 11pm. I was glad because I thought it was midnight but realised it was only 11pm. They said…
The Doctors of Heal Street
A superhero in the middle of the road suddenly lost her powers and collapsed, causing a chain reaction of cars crashing into each other. Lots of people were injured, but…
The dodgy looking man
Can’t remember much of last night’s dream other than one bit where I was walking down the road and being followed by a bald guy in glasses. He reminded me…
The London Eye
Had a dream last night in which I was visiting London with college. We were walking along the banks of the Thames and my friend Gush and I stopped to…
The cafe girl
Mom and I went to a cafe. There was a really nice girl behind the counter who looked like Zendaya when she played MJ in Sider-man, and was similarly cool…
The therapist and his pig
Me, mom and Lee went to see therapist who lived in a caravan on a field. I’d been told the place took hours to get to but we found it…