Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
Paper boat hats
I was in a garden with a girl and Tony Stark. He flew around in his Iron Man suit and then let me have a go at flying the iron…
The dirty beanbag
It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of…
The small bunny
I was with someone and we were looking after an animal in a room. We then left and she wanted to stop in another room to see another animal. The…
The dangerous driver
Met up with some friends to see a show. A girl I had a crush on in school, Scarlet, was there. We hugged and chatted a little. We watched the…
Sally Talksalot
I was doing an improv routine with a girl in front of a hall full of people. We were pretending we loved body augmentation and were wanting bigger breasts. It…
Extreme shop diving
Mike and I met up with Gush. Got a taxi to the cinema by the shopping centre. It didn’t wait when we got there and drove into the shopping centre…
The paper pencil case
Walking zeta late at night At primary school, former pupils were called in to help. I got a taxi and got there half hour early, so I walked back home…
Dalek
They were remaking old Doctor Who episodes and this one was the 2005 Ninth Doctor episode, Dalek, with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose. The doctor…
Lenka and the cybermen
Mike and I went to an event (comic con?) we weren’t getting much notice so we dressed as cybermen. Mike as a new one, me as a Mondasian one. I…
Johnny Rotten’s fake solo
I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there…
The end of the world blackout
I was watching a film in which Chris Pratt’s character was being chased by a policeman who caught him. He was then sent in part of a mission on a…
Endansia
Mom, Mike and I went to see a show at a small theatre. We got there early and Mike realised he’d forgotten his milk in the taxi. I went back…
The mind touch facility
Man in a futuristic facility. You went into a booth, someone dressed in red robes touched your head. They could go to your past and either watch or influence by…
Celebratory cake
Steve Coogan. Friends on the radio talking about him. He has a celebratory cake that he takes a slice and then puts the rest in tin foil or the fridge…
Birthday Balls
Was on a course. Chatting to holly. She said you get a free hot chocolate at costa. She went down to get one, came back and said you have to…
Lee Mack and the superheroes
At a meal. Gush sat next to me. Young girl and her family came. She said I looked ready to adopt. I said “I am. We’re adopting you, didn’t your…
Mom loses it
Going out with mom. Her legs gave way so bad to go in a wheelchair. I mentioned I’d seen her listen to a QI podcast, she swore she’d never heard…
I was in the Beatles
I was in the Beatles with John, Paul and George – I was kind of Ringo, and acted like him a bit, but I played bass. It was a few…
The music girl
I was in a school or office building. I walked past a room and saw a girl tidying away lots of recording equipment. I asked if she needed help and…
Lego and Squid
I was in school and we were making and remaking clay sculptures. I made a couple of things, but I spent so long making them that I didn’t have time…
Together We’ll Be Okay
I was in a smallish hall with lots of people sat on rows of seats. They were putting on a little show and getting people from the audience to do…