Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
The Shark Play
Had a dream that I can’t remember, so here’s the notes: We’re at school production of a play about sharks Josh plays the lead Patch Adams type character who…
Duct Tape
Had a dream last night that I can’t remember. The notes didn’t really help much, but here they are: In work Animation Guy working with us Visit a school…
Doctor Who Episode Lengths
Had a dream last night where I went to karate. In real life we’d been to a karate course yesterday, so the dream’s influence is evident. When I got to…
The Girl And The Scarf
I had a dream last night where Mike and I were at our school. We got there late, but to make up for it we conducted a number of fake…
Family Day Out
In this dream, my family was all together – me, mother, brother, brother’s girlfriend, nan and grandad – and we were going to a pamper day. The dream started with…
New House
Had a dream last night where we – my mother, brother and I – had just moved into a new house. It was a very nice house, much bigger than…
Car Theft at Dog Training
Had a dream last night that I was taking our dog, Zeta, to dog training. I was driving, which I can’t do in real life. When we got there, we…
The Improv Workshop
Had a dream last night where I was helping teach at a school. In one class, there was a bunch of kids that were misbehaving. The teacher told them they…
The SEN Room
Last night I had a dream where I was back in school, walking around. I headed for the SEN room – the department for kids with ‘special education needs’, which…
A Man Called Janet
In this dream, I was at work. Mak, my boss in real life, and Gush, my friend in real life, were also there working with me on the computers. I…
Oh what a dream
At the start of last night’s dream, I was at home watching You’ve Been Framed (that’s how I know it’s a dream, I hate that show). During one of the…
Urinary Inception
Had a couple of dreams last night. The first was perhaps the weirdest dream I’ve ever had, but it requires some backstory. For the past few nights, our dog, Zeta,…
Ken Dodd is The Doctor
Had a weird dream last night in which Ken Dodd was playing The Doctor (from Doctor Who). The only line I remember was him saying, “You’ve pleased my socks!” There…
Big Wavy Bridge
Had a dream last night but I can’t remember anything of it, so here’s the notes: Grandad Coppers Lost Big wavy bridge Client buys me mic
The Trump Dream
Had an odd dream last night starring Donald Trump. Instead of being a presidential candidate, he was some kind of mob boss. I had been helping him with various ‘tasks’,…
The Nuneaton Connection
The dream started with all of us at my grandparents’ house. We were watching a film and my brother’s baby was there with us (not yet born in real life…
The Raven
I have a very good memory for remembering dreams. When I wake up, I have a couple of minutes during which I remember everything from the dream, so I quickly…
The Parody
Had quite a fun dream last night. It started off I was with my family and we were on holiday somewhere. We went for a walk down by the canal…
Thoughts on… Timothy Spall
For a long time now I’ve been writing up my dreams on this blog. However, there is one dream that I have neglected to mention. Usually when I have a…
Californians aren’t the only ones that make that noise
The dream started off in Asda. Mother and I had stopped off to get some supplies. While Mother was queueing, I went off to get some apple juice. After searching…
Three Girls and a Guitar
The dream started off with me being woken up. For some reason I had set my alarm on an old phone from about 10 years ago – despite my iPhone…