Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
Lee’s van and a Doctor Who scarf
We were visiting Lee in his new house in the country and he took me and Zeta for a ride in his van. Then it was inside the TARDIS, which…
Yellow Baymax
Had a dream last night, but the only thing I remember of it was this one note that I made: Yellow Baymax throwing things
A Pocket U-Bass
Had a good dream last night. It started that my family and I – including my brother, mother and grandparents – were going on holiday. Lee took us in his…
Games and Bricks
Had a dream the other night. I made some notes when I woke up, but I forgot to write it up on the day, so I’m going to try and…
The Beatles visit the Queen
Had a strange but fun dream last night starring the Fab Four. I played Ringo, while John, Paul and George were played by John, Paul and George respectively. There was…
Misbehaviour Tubes
It’s been a while since I’ve had a dream that I’ve remembered the next day. Last night I had a dream with a few parts to it. For the first…
Misbehaviour Tubes
Had a dream where I was at school and we were in a lesson with someone giving a talk, but I was sat with a friend called Chris (a friend…
The Tweetdeck Dream
Had a dream last night where I was in school. The first task we had to do was to install Tweetdeck on our computers. I already had it installed –…
Immeasurable desire
Had a dream last night that I no longer remember. The title of it that I’d noted was ‘Dream – batteries’, but batteries are not mentioned at all in the…
The Spanish Owls
Had a dream last night where I was at a school. The usual people were there – Michael, Gush, Goodwin and Simon – as well as some people I knew…
The Night Shift
Had a dream last night. It started at work, where Mak was having a meeting with Jobin and an apprentice. From what I understand in the dream, the apprentice was…
Queen On The Run
Last night I had a series of dreams. I haven’t been dreaming a lot recently, so I was thrilled at the length and diversity of this one. It started off…
Beggin’
I had a dream last night. I can hardly remember any of it, but I thought it was worthy of note because the one thing I do remember from it…
Lucy bends over 18 18
Had another dream with notes that baffled me in the morning: “Can’t go out like this, no shoes.” review 16 17. Lucy bends over 18 18 Dentist Live bit…
Locked In
I had a dream last night, but the only note I made on it was this: Lee locked me inside house I’ve no idea whose house it was or why…
The Sad Dream About Lee
I don’t like sad dreams. Dreams are meant to be happy times when you get to do things you could never do in real life, see people you miss and…
The Software Solutions
I had a dream last night that Mak, Mike and I were working for a man called Frank, who, in real life, is the financial director of one of our…
Ben loves Ben
Had a dream last night that I was at a school, but it was like a boarding school cos we stayed there in hotel rooms – which were in an…
The £7 Off Voucher
Had a dream last night where I was at a college. Goodwin and I went to some sort of event, I think it was a quiz night. Something happened when…
Le Sazia
Had a dream last night. I was on holiday, in Austria I think, with Mike and my mother. We were staying at a hotel called Le Sazia. On our way…
Monologue
Had a dream last night, quite a nice one. I was introducing mother to my new girlfriend’s family. They cooked us a Mexican meal. My girlfriend was quite annoying though…