Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
Pants, Trains and Eggman
I had a bunch of weird dreams last night. My dreams are quite often weird, but I think this set takes the metaphorical biscuit. The first one, I was at…
The Little Mix Affair
Last night I had an odd dream. I dreamt that my brother was having an affair with one of the girls from Little Mix, Leigh-Anne. I found out when I…
Journey Forest School
Had a nice dream in which Mike, my mother and I went on holiday to a Welsh town called Town Hall (I think that’s what it was called, it had…
Ice Cream Burgers
Me, Lee, his new girlfriend Sam, Mother and Mike were all in this big HMV, a massive one like a warehouse. On the way there mother had a go at…
A Few of my Favourite Things
Had an odd dream where there was a comedy talent contest on TV with only 2 acts. The first were Ant and Dec, I skipped their bit, and the second…
Sixth Form
I dreamt I was back at school. It was sixth form, so I was in my own clothes. I went into form class (which we didn’t have in sixth form…
Stockholm Hotel
The first bit was Mike and I went on holiday and we went to this hotel called the ‘Stockholm Hotel’, even though it was in London. And it was really…
Vote Gary… or Ben!
Had a weird dream last night. I can’t remember the first half, but at some point I was called away by my manager, Gary Sambrook, to attend a meeting. It…
24 Hours to Dream
Had a fun dream. Mike and I, and the rest of the school, went to see a play at an old Shakespeare-type theatre. It was bad, we were upstairs towards…
The Homeless Boy
As I was returning home, I saw a boy sitting outside. I think he was homeless, or an orphan, or both. Anyway, I sat and talked with him for a…
Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…
For the main part I was at school, though I think I was just visiting. But while I was there, a man dressed in white fell out of the sky…
Paris
I was looking for a day trip for Mike’s birthday. Found one on Amazon called “Places in Leeds that changed the world beginning with M”. They had all the other…
Stephanie Coral
It started when me and Mike went to some German event in town. It was outside and we were sat by the town hall. A german bloke came up and…
Octopus
I had a dream last night that I’d been given a pet octopus. Although it didn’t look much like an octopus, cos it didn’t have any eyes or suckers on…
Public Bathroom
I remember was one bit that was especially funny. The funny bit was this: I went to the toilet in a public bathroom, and all that was between me and…
France
Had a dream last night where I went to France with my family. We were planning to meet some friends of ours to go and see a film with them,…
Alliteration
There were quite a few bits to this dream, like at one point Mike and I and my family went to Bolivia by train and we were taking photos on…
Mr Handsome
Had a dream. Can’t remember much, except there was a guy in it called Mr Hanson and everyone kept calling him Mr Handsome. But it was the very last thing…
Ringo’s Christmas Single
Had a dream about Ringo trying to get a Christmas single. It was a heavy rock song, like Alice Cooper type stuff. The lyrics went: We don’t need No one…
Dame Edna
Had another odd dream last night. Mike and I were at a school (as we often are) and there was a special guest coming so we had to get everything…
TARDIS
Also, had a cool dream where I was visiting the Doctor in the TARDIS and we went around all the rooms (that we never got to see in Journey to…