Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
The Weston pig trotters
Had a dream last night that I was at a place, like a community centre type place, and a young Bob Dylan was playing there with his band. I’d been…
The pink sky van
The dream started with me walking through town. I saw Matthew Neiland, someone I knew from school, and he was wearing a pink sparkly suit. I commented “Nice suit!” and…
The cheating Cho
I was in an English class at school and as the teacher began, he was interrupted by a growl. We all turned and saw that Animal from the Muppets was…
Elvis live at the community hall
I was with a guy and we were chasing something through the street. We were following a secret train network, which was escorted by police, so it would never be…
Shopping with Krum
I was with Victor Krum (from Harry Potter) at a self service checkout. I was acting with him in a film. He was swiping items and I was doing the…
The darkness in the room
I was in a hotel or some sort of communal living place, and each room had something strange about it. Either something wrong with the person inside or something weird…
Aquarelle
Mike an I went to see Rhod Gilbert live. However, he had come out as trans/non-binary and changed his name to Aquarelle. He also had longer, shoulder-length hair. Most people…
Sara Pascoe’s French water
I was watching a TV show about celebrities skydiving and doing other adrenaline challenges. One of the celebrities said in an interview afterwards that doing it once it gave you…
Camite
I was in some sort of group. There was a girl there called Camite. She was slightly younger than me, had brown hair and a kind, smiley face. She wore…
The bombs
I was on a field trip with school or college. We heard on the news that a bomb had been dropped on London. More bombs were then dropped all around…
The Ortega blind date
I was at school and saw Jenny Ortega (the actress who plays Wednesday). The school was doing blind dates, so I signed up for it. I went on a couple,…
The flu jabs
Mom and I went out walking. I mentioned I’d found an old game and wanted to play it, so asked her to keep an eye out for any shops that…
Butterfly eating
Ana and I in come kind of contest. Loser had to eat a live butterfly. I lost that round. I begged Ana not to make me do it, but they…
The Joker Robber
I was in town. I’d met up with Mike and our friend Nelson and was now on my own. I went to a shop called The Range, though it wasn’t…
Pink haired parkour
My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life…
The cloakroom
I was with Wonder Woman and Hulk fighting bad guys and running through the streets tracking down these little boxes with flashing lights that we had to destroy. Once we’d…
The girl on the course
At home watching a film with the family while we were eating – pizza I think. I went upstairs for something, and when I came back down, the TV was…
The magic food
In the dream I woke up and was bored, so I played on my phone. I found a QR code to scan to show my recent orders. I scanned it…
The marketing campaigns
Girl in class wanted to become popular. A small group of us brainstorm ideas. I came up with an idea to do a poster with a watch saying “time is…