Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.

There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.

I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.

There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.

It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.

So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...

Dreams recorded: 447

The mouldy old chicken sandwich

18/04/2019

I was on holiday with Mike and I can’t remember what happened, but I said I’d go home and meet him later. I was gliding down College Road – an…

Slight inconvenience is the best revenge

15/04/2019

There was a big party going on in the centre of the town. I was in a back yard playing ball with an older Max. He wasn’t very happy, as…

The Mind of a Creative Thinker

14/04/2019

I was looking after a house for some friends. It was a big house with lots of rooms and looked quite up market. I think some other people were there…

Skating in slippers

13/04/2019

Had a dream in which I was in Sutton with Laura from work. I was heading to an appointment but said I didn’t have a clue how to get there.…

The poisoned hospital

10/04/2019

Had a dream that mother and I were visiting someone in a hotel. We arrived on the right floor and I saw a bunch of old people (mostly in wheelchairs)…

My hand goes through

08/04/2019

Whilst on holiday with a few friends, I got a message on Reddit from the singer Rihanna saying my website has posted false news about her. I looked and it…

Darth Vader’s performance issues

02/04/2019

Me Mike and Goodwin were in town and there was a war going on. An alien race had invaded. We’d found one of their main weapons and had to get it…

The Doctor Who premiere

31/03/2019

I was invited to the Doctor Who Series 12 premiere in London, but I missed it because I thought it was at 8:30pm and it was on at 8:30am. I…

The billennial bridge

29/03/2019

Had a dream in which I was at a college by a beach. They’d recently renovated the communal area with a few small touches. For example, there was a gravel…

You like Gaga?

28/03/2019

I was at karate and we were having a course with another club visiting. They were MMA I think. We were to train in a big sports hall, but everyone was…

Ticket the dog

26/03/2019

In last night’s dream, we had two dogs. The new dog, Ticket, was also a black greyhound, but slightly bigger than Zeta. They both went out the back for a…

The Joker songs

24/03/2019

I was at work and every day the Joker would come in and make me write and perform a new song for him.

Davros on eastenders

16/03/2019

I had a dream last night and the only note I made was “Davros on Eastenders” Must’ve been a really fun dream!

Blackbird

24/11/2018

Last night’s dream was a bit gory. It started with a guy who was a superhero, but he was a really dark, gritty vigilante type. He captured a man and…

The Snapchat Spy

09/11/2018

In last night’s dream, Goodwin and I were walking home from town. As we were walking down a long stretch of road that curved round slightly, we saw a man…

The really big house

29/10/2018

Can’t remember much from last night’s dream, except that I’d moved in with my brother into a really big house. It was a nice place, with lots of rooms and…

Melvington Melworthy

28/10/2018

In last night’s dream, I was staying at a retreat that was run by one of our clients at work in real life called Merlee. Mike and I we’re helping…

Warsolm

08/10/2018

I don’t remember much from last night’s dream except for one really weird joke. I was at a meal with grandad, nan, mother and Goodwin. At one point, Grandad turned to…

Rainbow hair girl

04/10/2018

The first part of last night’s dream was my nephew, Max, singing the Doctor Who theme, but he was singing the words “doctor who” to the tune of the theme.…

Ariana not-so-Grande

07/09/2018

I hate my mind sometimes. It feels like my it is just mocking me. I can’t recall much of last night’s dream, but there is one detail that I do remember.…

Lunch with Elton

16/08/2018

I had a dream last night in which I was having lunch with Elton John. Apparently I was looking for a musician to help produce and promote a song I’d…

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