Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
The village tour
In last night’s dream, I was on holiday with Mother in a little country village. We were going on a little tour of the historic features of the village, led…
The padded cells
Had a dream in which I won two tickets to go to Cadbury World. I went with Mother late at night to collect them. When we arrived, we were surprised…
It’s coming home
In last night’s dream, I’d been sent to a football match to take photos for work. It was England vs Croatia (which is happening today in real life). I got…
The Dangerous Driver
I had another A Series Of Unfortunate Events themed dream last night. I was travelling in a black cab taxi with Violet and Klaus that was driven by Lemony Snicket…
When evil turns
Had a dream last night that started out with a big superhero battle, with heroes teaming up to take out a big army of villains. The only bit I remember…
Zooey on WhatsApp
I can’t remember much of last night’s dream, which is a shame, because it was a good one. I was on my phone talking to Zooey Deschanel on WhatsApp. I’d…
Le rêve des frites
Had a bit of a weird dream last night, because in the dream I kept waking up and it got confusing as to which parts were dreams… even though it…
Chocolate with Gordon
In last night’s dream, I was in a Thornton’s shop looking at some chocolate. I was not alone, as Gordon Ramsay was also in the shop. We were both looking…
Aye aye, Esmé
Had a dream last night in which I was on holiday abroad somewhere with Roger and Dave from karate (as I had been in real life a few days ago).…
The blue dress
Had a dream last night in which a young woman in a blue dress was sat in a chair by the tree near my house. She was talking to a…
The girl in the burgundy hat
Had a dream last night with a nice happy ending. Mike and I were in Wales and getting the train to another part of Wales. Mike made us leave in…
Double Doctors
Had a dream last night where I was backstage at a play and all the actors were being gathered together. From out of the shadows came someone dressed as the…
Firestorm flees
Had rather a sad dream last night where my brother, Lee, left his girlfriend, Sam. Despite having two kids together, there was another girl that Lee had seen and he…
Chordea
Had a dream last night in which I went to the theatre with mike, my mother and Katy Perry (who was wearing a green dress). I can’t remember what the…
The interviews and the BatBen
Had a dream last night that Mike and I were at an event somewhere out of town. It was like a cross between a comic con and a market, with…
Dude, where’s my uke?
Had a dream last night where I was back in school. The teacher was Miss Kelly, Who had been my IT teacher in real life, only this time she was…
Purple Girl
Had a long dream last night. It started off that I was on a ‘worldwide cruise’ with my family. As we were going along, I noticed what they called a…
Shopping to the Max
The only bit I remember from last night’s dream is when I was clothes shopping with mother and then I heard my nephew Max with his parents nearby. I ran…
Trouble in Poundland
I can only remember a few bits from last night’s dream. In the first part, I was at a school reunion, with some people I remembered from college and lots…
The critique
The only thing I remember about last night’s dream is that I was going through a magazine I’d designed at work. This is a magazine I’ve designed in real life,…
The orange dog
Had a dream last night that I was walking Zeta in the park, but we kept coming across other dogs. Zeta was fine with the dogs, but the owners and…