Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
Gimme Some Dreamin’
Had a dream last night where I was working in an office with my old colleagues from Security Media – mainly a girl called Kirsty and the boss, Philip –…
Volati
In last night’s dream 8 met up with Goodwin and We went into a pub. We ordered some food and since it was his birthday, I said I would pay.…
The Scary Stamps
Had a dream in which Goodwin and I went to see a new animated Aladdin film. I can’t remember much about it, but there was an owl and a golden…
The Limp Lie
In the words of The Smiths, I haven’t had a dream in a long time. However, last night’s dream certainly made up for this, as they just kept on coming.…
Gliding in my dreams
Can’t remember much from last night’s dream, except that I took my dog, Zeta, for a walk. Rather than walking with her, I was actually gliding along a few inches…
Either hungover or trying to look cool
Had a dream where I was taking part in an art exhibition. My brother, my boss (Dave) and I had built this giant screen with a map on and you…
A visit from Laura
I only remember a bit from my dream last night, but it’s sufficient to be worthy of a post. I was at work – all my colleagues were there, but…
Apple Max
Had a dream last night in which Mother and I were going on holiday somewhere on the train. However, the plane was suddenly cancelled. We had over an hour until…
Vok and Bock
Had a dream last night that started with me and Mike at some expo. We had been looking for something to eat and ended up at a McDonalds stand. They…
Green Shadow
At the start of this dream, a voiceover was introducing a green superhero. He looked a bit like Hulk only normal sized and not quite as aggressive. This hero was…
Optimal Artyness
Had a dream last night where I was in school in an art class. The teacher, a middle aged hippy woman, came in and announced she was redesigning the classroom…
Late for karate
Had a dream last night that I turned up to karate late. It wasn’t our usual dojo, it was much smaller and dimly lit. The instructor, Roger, was in the…
Karate on ice
Had a dream last night in which I was at karate. We were lined up and, one by one, the instructor, Roger, picked out the high grades to go to…
Cybermen on the mountains
Had a dream last night in which I was on holiday with my family. We were in a big shopping centre. The first shop was a big Aldi outlet, which…
Death in green water
In this dream it was Mother’s day and, as in real life, I was waiting for my mother’s card to be delivered. When it came, I opened it to find…
Silence in the library
Had a dream where I was with the Doctor (from Doctor Who) in a library. We were told on the way in that if anyone in the library hears a…
Peter, Ben and Mary
I had a dream last night that I was at a primary school, entertaining the kids as part of the band Peter, Paul & Mary. I was Paul. The last…
The boy and the BFG
I had a dream involving Roald Dahl’s BFG. He was in his house chasing a young human boy around. He thought it was Sophie (the girl from the book) so…
Sandwich coupons
Had a dream last night in which I was on the phone to my old friend Josh. I was reminding him of all the times he’d bullied me, but it…
A forgotten carpentry workshop
I can’t really remember much of last night’s dream. My mother and I were visiting our friend Teresa at a large office space where she was running a carpentry workshop.…
A Goodwin and a game
Had a dream last night in which started at this big cinema where I was going to see a film with some friends. I don’t remember the film we were…